“The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you – you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer,” she said. “But that's not true. I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work everyday, no problem at all. But we never hear that side of the story. I have no statement to make, I just wish people wouldn't sensationalise this thing that just exists.”

Suffice to say, Lily has received widespread criticism for her comments. In response Shadow Home Secretary Dominic Grieve said:

“There is no doubt that drugs fuel crime and wreck lives it's naïve to assume there isn't human misery and suffering associated with every drug transaction somewhere along the line.”

Even though Lily is particularly outspoken, she really should learn to keep her lips sealed about the sensitive subject of drugs, after all look what happened to Brian Harvey. And by that we don’t mean eating a jacket potato, throwing it up and then running yourself over….

But anyway, that’s not the interesting part, the interesting part is who her daughter actually is, so any ideas?

So last night we were hugely relieved when we bumped into a fur clad Jaime and a simply stunning looking Alfie emerging from a cloud of mist, like a vision from a delicious dream, out of the Royal Albert Hall in London. The couple had just spent their evening fraternising with a whole host of celebrities at the famous concert hall for the UK premiere of the Cirque Du Soleil's Quidam.

Other stars at the event included Andrew Castle, Esther Rantzen, Gabby and Kenny Logan, Kirsten O'Brien, Gethin Jones and Jeremy Edwards.

It’s a sad, sad day at Mr.Paparazzi.com HQ...

After we took the mickey out of Katie Price and Lindsay Lohan for moaning about Facebook disabling their accounts the exact same thing happened to us. Isn’t karma a b***h?!

So anyway, from here on in (or until we convince the nice people at Facebook to reactivate us) it’s MySpace all the way, it wont be the same and it will definitely take some getting used to but maybe it’s for the best *sob sob*

The married couple, who recently renewed their wedding vows, were all smiles and at one point J-Lo could be seen gently resting her head against her hubby’s, so we guess there’s not going to be a divorce after all, well for now anyway.

The New York Daily News claims they’re planning to announce their split on 14th February (Valentine's Day) during a show in New York. Sounds bizarre to us but we guess time will tell.

Whilst at the glitzy premiere we bumped into a whole host of Z-lister, sorry we meant, celebrities, including TV presenters Hannah Sandling, Nick Knowles and Vanessa Feltz. Hmmm….

She then explains, “I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.” Hang on a minute, is she still talking about sex? We’re confused now.

Apparently Paris thinks, “If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you.” Wow, it’s like totally something nobody ever realised before, she should write a book on love, life and you know, sex and stuff.

Anyway aside from blowing our minds with earth shattering observations and lies about her sex life, Paris and her new BFF arrived at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday, where you off to ladies?

As yet we don’t know what they’ve decided to call their new offspring, but the couple have already got a three-year-old daughter togther, who they called Violet, so hopefully they won’t name their new child anything too obnoxious. Fingers crossed…

In fact these snaps of Elle Macpherson waterskiing in Australia are depressing us so much, we promise they will be the very last photos we show you of a celebrity on holiday....... until tomorrow anyway, it is our job after all *sighs*

Meanwhile back in Blighty Jude’s pal Guy Ritchie is planning a birthday bash for his friends return. We hear he’s going to turn his pub, The Punchbowl, into 221b Baker Street in honour of the Sherlock Holmes movie they're currently working on.

But that’s not all, clearly Guy is a generous kind of err, guy because he’s also bought his buddy a watering hole of his own! Seriously.

Madonna’s soon to be ex husband purchased a pub called the Sherlock Holmes in Canada for Jude as a surprise.

Does anyone else think he’s taking this whole Sherlock Holmes themed gifts thing a bit far now?